February 2012
sassyblackblogger:
someone give me your phone number so i can send you cute pictures
cute pictures of my butt that is
someone give me your phone number so i can send you cute pictures
getsometowels:
girls how can you not like to text? thats the only way i can form emotional bonds
i’m clenching my buttcheeks so that no one can crawl inside
THE COLORS OF THE WIND
i’m not even joking my hair is green and blue and ugh i’m gonna repierce my nose. lesbians all over the world rejoice! i look hot once again!
sassyblackblogger:
sassyblackblogger:
a collection of ugly photos featuring me
wow i look like a goat 2000% of the time
my mom said “if you’re going to rock and roll dance, at least put a bag on your head”
Watchsassyblackblogger:
and the oscar goes to….
punchinginaluciddream:
anamanagucci:
sassyblackblogger:
sassyblackblogger:
was whitney houston invited to the oscars
ha ha! she can’t go because she’s dead!!!
she wasn’t even an actor though.
Yeah, she was. She was in a Cinderella movie; She played the godmother.
SHE WAS AN ACTRESS AND SHE WAS A SAINT
sassyblackblogger:
was whitney houston invited to the oscars
ha ha! she can’t go because she’s dead!!!
was whitney houston invited to the oscars
reblog this if you believe in corn
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Anonymous asked: how come so many people view your page but hardly ever look at your posts?
guys i know that the oscars are on or whatever but my mom is getting me kfc
plot twist: there is no awards ceremony only gay porn ft. emeril and that weird guy from man vs. food
911: hello
me: hi i would like to place an order
911: ma'am you know this is 911
me: yes, this is an emergency
i guess my mom is never giving me my phone back so wow bye social life
I LOOK LIKE RONALD MCDONALD
i have weird blue hair can i be tumblr famous yet
i’m my parents favorite child because i’m their only child. if they would have had another one i would be in last place.
sassyblackblogger:
if everyone loves butts why don’t i have more friends? i have a butt in the middle of my face
i guess that’s not considered a real butt because it’s seriously just my face
“the only way to get rid of the common cold is to stick a halls fruit breezer...”
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why did my dad just ask me if ray j and kim “kardinkleberg” were in a relationship
hersheynips:
wow i have so many embarrassing pictures of myself on my computer
they say you can bite through your finger as easily as you could bite through a carrot
dip those fingers in some ranch dressing and we can test out this theory
can someone please tie me to a rolly chair and push me down a hill
sorry i’m not a strong enough person to let go of every little thing.
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i hope my nipples fall off and i blow up
when i say “i’m not like everyone else” i really mean “most of my jokes come from the internet and i’m 500% not original”
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Anonymous asked: If I send you a picture of a ring, will you marry me?
sassyblackblogger:
i’m not putting personal things on my blog for that reason. stop sending me hate mail.
honesty hour →
I AM VERY SCARED OF PENISES
I JUST SAW A PENIS
Watch
anime is scarier than death
the office is the best show ever created and if you disagree i don’t like you
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Anonymous asked: i am a guy though. hope you're alright with that.
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Anonymous asked: do you accept nudes?
can everyone send me pictures of their boobs so that i can touch them
